// The Lovers' Guide to the Infiniverse // First novel of a new science fiction series
Copyright 2025 by Mookie Spitz
Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine
Welcome to the Gen Z Gender War
The battle between the sexes
Zoomer women are doing better than their male counterparts across every metric: educaiton, dating, careers, and overall quality of life.The backlash has further marginalized young men who prefer video games and virtual reality to actual human contact and lived experiences.
Jonnie Fazoolie is the embodiment of Zoomer testosterone run wild: a hustler, conman, and fraud who revels in fake startups, extreme sports stunts, and social influencer bullshit.Penny Pitz is his perfect femme fatale counterpart: driven, conscientious, hard working, and innovative, she continues to reinvent herself while striving to empower others.
So they can't help but love and hate, ignore and obsess, tease and taunt each other as they compete for the spoils of attention and admiration.Penny's mission: throw the party of a century in Las Vegas! Ravaged by jealousy, Jonnie seeks to one-up her with a Universe-jumping machine...What could possibly go wrong?
The Lovers' Guide to the Infiniverse: Episodes I-VI
The first of many "Infinitales" to come, Jonnie Fazoolie & the Transfinite Reality Engine tells the story of how a grifter who promises the world to his ripped-off investors accidentally ends up jumping across Universes to impress his most recent infatuation.
Wingsuit BASE Jump with Jonnie
Jonnie Fazoolie tries to impress Penny PItz with his extreme sports stunts, yet only succeeds in convincing her that she was right about him being a total loser all along.
Roll the Die at the Karma Casino
Evicted from his hustled penthouse suite, Jonnie flees with his feline to Cancun, Mexico, where he carouses with porn stars and tycoons, trying to recover his crypto.
Meet a Member of the Royal Family
She has 275 billion siblings, and her name is 231-1 -- the ultimate Mersenee Kitty who is the Managing Director's bodyguard and lover, and Jonnie's new lust interest.
Dig the Genius Hired by a Bullshitter
Dr. Amaranth "Casey" Floyd is convinced quantum teleportation will bring about scientific revolution -- and will even partner with a moron to make it happen.
Open the Spider's Jar to Solve Alice's Riddles
Kreo Bonzai is an alien spider and inventor of "the Jar," an advanced device capable of simulating anything real or even possible. Love struck and lonely, he uses the device to construct his True Love, but realizes she's just an illusion, and gives up on romance...If that wouldn't be bad enough, the brillant but sad spider's world is again disrupted when a quantum signal hacks into his cherished Jar, generating a looping avatar of a young girl who looks like Alice from Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Kreo wonders WTAF?"Alice" from the strange message claims she is able to destroy entire Universes -- and does exactly that until her riddles are solved, and her own True Love is delivered to her. Making matters even worse, a 4D army is assembling to take over his device, and find her...
Claim Your Invitation to Penny's Gala
Hooking up with a boomer inventor just to piss Jonnie off, Penny soon realizes the old guy has game, soon helping her create an amazing multimedia and multisensory award show!
Save the Scientist & Win the Big Bet
Jonnie made a bet with a German dominatrix scientist that he can actually build a machine to jump Universes -- now he's going to have to do it in order to save her...
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